cats and their impeccable timing, a.k.a why i can't buy squid anymore

So I was stopping by a famous eatery near my home to buy their special squid dish, take-away when I spotted two cats nearby playing with each other. One was white and the other was orange.

"How cute! Are the cats yours?" I asked the lady who's making my order - secretly hoping that she'd be distracted and add more pieces than usual into the styrofoam container.

"Cats? I have a white female cat..." she popped her head to see outside, and the orange male one chose that exact time to bite the female's neck and mount her. "But never an orange cat."

The act that I'm sure will result in this in a few months.